{"id":119,"date":"2001-04-05T17:53:50","date_gmt":"2001-04-05T16:53:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alpavista.ch\/Alp11\/?p=119"},"modified":"2016-11-10T08:30:00","modified_gmt":"2016-11-10T07:30:00","slug":"chroniques-terriennes-les-limaces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alpavista.ch\/Alp11\/2001\/04\/05\/chroniques-terriennes-les-limaces\/","title":{"rendered":"Les limaces"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Le singulier de ce gluant invert\u00e9br\u00e9, c&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;il n&rsquo;en a pas.<br \/>\nCouleurs : toute la palette d&rsquo;un fauviste tel Soutine.<br \/>\nTaille : quelle que soit sa cylindr\u00e9e, v\u00e9ritable tondeuse \u00e0 salade.<br \/>\nForme : in.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nSigne particulier : se noie dans un verre de bi\u00e8re. Pour juger des ravages de l&rsquo;alcoolisme ou accr\u00e9diter la th\u00e9orie du suicide collectif, placer une coupe de bi\u00e8re pr\u00e8s d&rsquo;une ap\u00e9tissante salade. On y gagne une salade et un sujet de r\u00e9flexion r\u00e9pugnante.<br \/>\nSi elles sont plus efficaces que les peaux de banane pour tester vos aptitudes \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9quilibre dans les sports de glisse, elles n&rsquo;en demeurent pas moins parfaitement inutiles \u00e0 mes yeux.<br \/>\nPourtant demain, quand les premiers rayons du soleil iriseront la ros\u00e9e matinale, je regarderai attendrie, la bouche ouverte, les yeux pliss\u00e9s de joie gourmande des limaces mangeant de la salade croquante, am\u00e8re, acide ou suavement parfum\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<input class=\"fooboxshare_post_id\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"119\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le singulier de ce gluant invert\u00e9br\u00e9, c&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;il n&rsquo;en a pas.<br \/ \/> Couleurs : toute la palette d&rsquo;un fauviste tel Soutine.<br \/ \/> Taille : quelle que soit sa cylindr\u00e9e, v\u00e9ritable tondeuse \u00e0 salade.<br \/ \/> Forme : in.<br \/ \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":8722,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,355],"tags":[392,286],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-chroniques","category-nature-chroniques","tag-jardin","tag-nature"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alpavista.ch\/Alp11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alpavista.ch\/Alp11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alpavista.ch\/Alp11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alpavista.ch\/Alp11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alpavista.ch\/Alp11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alpavista.ch\/Alp11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alpavista.ch\/Alp11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8722"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alpavista.ch\/Alp11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alpavista.ch\/Alp11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alpavista.ch\/Alp11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}